We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dreadlocked and full of mange
He ask the man for what he could spare with shame in his eyes
Get a job you fuckin' slob's all he replied
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
Then you really might know what it's like
Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love
He said don't worry about a thing baby doll I'm the man you've been dreamin' of
But three months later he said he won't date her or return her call
And she sweared god damn if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls
And then she heads for the clinic and she gets some static walkin' through the doors
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner, and they call her a whore
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
Then you really might know what it's like
I've seen a rich man beg
I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad
And the down side of up
And everything between
I licked the silver spoon
Drank from the golden cup
Smoked the finest green
I stroked daddies dimes at least a couple of times
Before I broke their heart
You know where it ends
Yo, it usually depends on where you start
I knew this kid named Max
He used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs
He liked to hang out late at night
Liked to get shit faced
And keep pace with thugs
Until late one night there was a big gun fight
Max lost his head
He pulled out his chrome .45
Talked some shit
And wound up dead
Now his wife and his kids are caught in the midst of all of his pain
You know it crumbles that way
At least that's what they say when you play the game
God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose
Then you really might know what it's like
To have to lose... THERE WAS A GOOD FRIEND DRUG DEAL GONE BAD HE PULLED OUT A 45 2001 HE WASN'T READY TO USE IT IT WAS JUST TO SCARE THE DUDE IT DIDN'T SCARE HIM ALRIGHT HE SHOT HIM SIX TIMES IN THE HEAD DID HIM IN I WAS A LITTLE GANG BANGER IN LOWELL BACK THEN I WAS I N AWW OF WHAT SO I HAD CHEAP 9 I DUMP 14 HITTING IN THAT NIGGERS ANKLE THEY GOT HIM AT THE HOSPITAL MURDER 1 I GOT 30 DAYS IN STATE HOSPITAL MORAL OF THE STORY DON'T PULL A PIECE OVER MONEY ONLY IN LIFE OR DEATH AND DON'T PULL A PIECE UNLESS YOU READY DO DUMP THAT WHOLE CLIP OR YOU MIGHT JUST END UP WITH YOUR BRAINS SPLATTER ON YOUR SHIRT IN MEMORY OF JOHN L ROBERTS FOREVER FRIENDS I GOT HIM FOR YOU MAN NEW HIM FOR THE WHOLE YEAR I LIVED THERE SURVIDED BY HIS SISTER AND MOTHER X CRIP THAT WAS HIS SECOUND FAMILY HE SAVED MY LIFE THIS IS THE LEAST I OWW HIM EVERY YEAR ON THIS DAY I TAKE A RIDE TO LOWELL THE SPOT WERE IT ALL HAPPENED I SHOULD HAVE SAVED HIS LIFE BUT I CAN GO BACK IN TIME I'M SORRY MAN |
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Nov. 17th, 2005 @ 08:11 pm
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The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test and releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |
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well today i was working the shop so i get called to thefron't desk to seeif this girl had the right papaperwork so she had a copy i was like i will take it any ways so i piercing her tongue and i could see that flurty look in her eye she was real cute greedna hair blue eyes realy goodlooking so i was like mabey you wanna hng out sometime and she was like hang out i was thinking oh doing something more fun than that lol so i was like sure so i was like so your serious right and she was like yeah you wnna chill now and i was like yup and for now on i got a steady hot gf lol ok i'm done so i was talking to a good friend and he was like this dude i'll call 1. is scared to fight i was like well he don't exactly have to fight you could loore him in suprise style he was like cause he has dudes that got his back i was like so you once you get him you just beat give hime the beating for his friends lol thats how it works you watch him for a littlke bit and get his routine he was like help man you always like fighting lol i was like shur lol so i'm getting ready team a made up of 8 of the best of the best fgihters i know plus 1 and team b 8 of the best runners i know one of them out ran 6 fit cops we all don't like to run lol i was like is that good he was like dam i am state champ by the way boxing bitchs and i have 3 mixed martial art fights one fracture the guy arm with a kick i havbe such great striking power i break bones litter.ay almost every fight i break somebody something lol mostly cheek bones hahah this kid should fight like a man 1b1 instead of 16 1 |
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Aug. 18th, 2005 @ 06:13 pm
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my uncle offer me a job on the weekend but i usaly work at the shop on the weekends so i asked my mom if i could do it she said yeah as long as i work longer hours in the shop during the week wel my uncle lives like 20 minutes away and he offer me a job to work at his company hes a bail bonds man so i will be a bail inforcement agent on the week endsright now i'll have a radio mace and night stick and m3 air tazer but he said give him a month of good work and he will talk to a couple of friends and he will get me a license to carry open which means i can carry the 2 custom 45 out insight or conceal anytime plus i get a big shinny badge with my name and bail enforce on it and he said a cop wll treat me real nice my word will be as good as a cops word never thought i would be on the other side of the badge |
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6 secounds first round 3 punchs made his nose bleed and broke both his cheek bones got that shit on tape the i went out and party with alyssa and all them |
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i was in east cambridge watching the fire works with my friends some retard stole my passenger helmet off my bike i paid 150 for that helmet and 300 for mine good thing i had that with me or it would be gone and then i had to wait till my cousin was done doing traffic so he could follow us so i wouldn't get in trouble for having a passenger with out a helmet so i left at 1 from cambridge no traffic when your following a cop so thats a good thing my cousin was mad nice to do that for me hes a bike cop now in east
Jul. 5th, 2005 @ 09:46 am
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getting my car painted this weekend and going to look at a bike its a super bike all hook up black paint only bike with this realy nice boston theme punk scene paint job its realy awsome nitrous bored out super fast i think i'm going to take it off his hands nice kid give me a deal for $6000 doesn't even take a chunk out of what i got. i have been droping weight busy atr the gym for a while lifting running i got two more weeks and i need to lose 5 more pounds i got that easy i'm going to look good in the summer i saw billy mother today they tooke his chest tube out hes getting there i have been hanging in ec for most parts on the weekend drinking and what not i been getting to work every day working as a secruity guard at the melrose wakfield hospital thats been fun i got my phone now the kid from marshal law apolgize to me yesterday when i was one break so everythings been good only got one thing on my mind but theres nothing i can do about it i fell and and once that happens theres no turning back
May. 31st, 2005 @ 09:15 pm
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You Know You Drink Too Much When... |
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much. |
May. 19th, 2005 @ 10:11 pm
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Breathe in for luck.
Breathe in so deep.
This air is blessed, you share with me.
This night is wild, so calm and dull.
These hearts, they race, from self-control.
Your legs are smooth, as they graze mine.
We're doing fine.
We're doing nothing at all.
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me?
So I die happy.
My heart is yours to fill or burst,
to break or bury, or wear as jewelry.
Whichever you prefer.
The words are hushed, "let's not get busted."
Just lay entwined here, undiscovered.
Safe in here from all the stupid questions.
"Hey did you get some?"
Man that is so dumb.
Stay quiet, stay near, stay close, they can't hear.
So we can get some.
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me?
So I die happy.
My heart is yours to fill or burst,
to break or bury, or wear as jewelry.
Whichever you prefer.
Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember.
Always remember the sound of the stereo.
The dim of the soft lights.
The scent of your hair, that you twirled in your fingers.
And the time on the clock, when we realized "It's so late!"
And this walk that we share together.
The streets were wet, and the gate was locked,
So I jumped it, and let you in.
And you stood at the door, with your hands on my waist.
And you kissed me like you meant it.
And I knew...that you meant it.
WON'T YOU KILL ME
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven
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In my head there's only you now
This world falls on me
In this world there's real and make believe
And this seems real to me
May. 18th, 2005 @ 06:20 pm
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well on happy note no more burnt bridges in ec no more watch my back and now i know i got a crew that got my bacck on top of all other ppl i know it a good fealing to know you have ppl to back you up in case something ever happens well after finding that out on sunday befor ei went for a trip made me feel on top of other shit that makes me feel good i've been doing pretty good except for sleeping man i lay down for eight hours itlike i can't shut off my mind lol it wierd hard to explain but it sucks lol i dunno life is fun just not faair
May. 17th, 2005 @ 11:14 pm
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